Author: Tanner Salyers

If You Can’t Beat Him, Neuter Him

Tweet Our sweet Republic can’t handle much more of this debt bloating socialism and new age progressivism. Four more years of bailouts, stimuli, tax increases, intervention, and war on [insert vague topic] amounts to grim prospects for America. Our country is awesome, but it is not immortal. President Obama played the perfect political fiddle. He came out and ran rampant for his first two years, and got everyone nice and ticked off. Two years ago, I would’ve said “that guy is toast.” But after the tea boiled over the pot of complacency and he lost his liberal domination of Congress, along with his...

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The Answer is Civil Unions…There. Now, Shut Up.

Tweet “With liberty and justice for all…unless you’re gay.” I’ll say it. Might even be one of the few conservatives that will openly cede that homosexuals are discriminated against in America, and it’s truly a shame. Rights granted to us under the Constitution are not meant to be selectively issued. As much as I believe in state’s rights, I do not believe it is a inherent right of a group of people to collectively restrict the rights of another group of people. The problem with the anti-gay marriage argument is that no matter the route you take it, it...

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Where Gary Johnson Went Wrong

Tweet Allow me to set the stage: A smokey basement, an old couch, and the smell of incense and stale Doritos in the air. The sounds of “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” coming from a refurbished vinyl (come on man, it’s more textural.) The Home Shopping Network is on the TV, and nobody knows why. Sounds like the set of That 70’s Show, right? Well, if VP picks are any indicator, and traditionally they are, the scene described above is likely to be that of the  headquarters of the Johnson-Gray presidential campaign. Third parties have it rough. They don’t have even a quarter of the money that...

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Pimp-in-Chief: A History of Infidelity in the White House

Tweet What is in the water in Washington D.C.? It seems like Presidents and Presidential candidates have a problem with, well, keeping their pants on. Why this new wave of presidential promiscuity? What happened to the good old days when some grandfatherly type took the presidency and pardoned a few turkeys, passed a couple of budgets, and dropped the occasional A-bomb? Since when did loving your constituents come to mean actually “loving” your constituents? News flash for you rosy liberal types…We have had “pimps” in chief for as long as the country has been around. What if a Presidential...

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I Don’t Care About Trayvon Martin

Tweet Yeah, take that Main Stream Media and trolls on Twitter who only care about civil rights and social inequalities when the liberal elite tells you to.  Yes, I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world, I have chosen to NOT care about this particular murder.  I’m sorry Trayvon died, I’m sorry George Zimmerman killed him, vicariously ending his own chance of a normal life, and I’m sorry that families were hurt and needless hate and violence snowballed into a Media freak show. I’m sorry, but I don’t care. You know why?  I’m numb. I’m numb...

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